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Birds SKAren't Real

by Dr Ted Nelson

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We live in a time when trusting our elected officials becomes increasingly difficult, but what if I told you they had been plotting in our skies for decades now? Dude, birds aren't even real. They're government drones set up to track our movements and root out any commies, public enemies, and other hooligans. Keep your eyes in the skies mate...do you think they're charging on that telephone wire?

But for real though, I did way too much research for what was initially a silly joke that turned out to be a legit movement with a killer marketing team. It's satire folks, relax...and pick it up.

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If ducks are navy SEALS then geese are winter’s chill
The feds don’t want you to know the birds aren’t fucking real
They shit on our Mercedes. They shit on our values
Lets poison them and call it Operation Water the Country

Like Rosenberg's we’ll choke all of those reds blue
But first we’ll need some more B-52’s

It was Area 51 or Bust for 53 rouge aero-nuts
But 2 didn’t make it, had to pee, always stoppin’
So they stranded them at a waffle house
They had one secret mission wipe out all the birds in existence
When the day was done they were shipped to ‘Nam to
Mine more minerals for the robot army

Big Brother’s always looking over you
They’ve got all our best interests thought through

We’ll have Shock and Terror from our creation
When were the best robot avian nation
We can kill two birds with one stone
Those flying slugs. Scum of the sky!
The feds want them to (DIE DIE DIE)
So they can watch us eat our meals
BIRDS AREN'T REAL

Now it’s the 70s we need some help to make our bird army
Let’s take the hippy scene and dope em up and tell em about our party
We’ll bus em to the desert working underground in our secret bunker
We’ll snuff the finks and if you don’t think we wont take a look at JFK

We’ll rig the elections
For the anti-bird pro-public surveillance

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released January 13, 2021
Big thanks to Soo Do Koo for doing some grimey vocals as well as a bunch of pals on the gang vocals. HeftyLefty Josh Morris laid down some killer drums, killing it as always. Huge thanks to Aidan Sloppy, a man with some golden ears and killer Mastering chops. Finally, big thanks to my partner for literally nailing the aesthetic I had in my mind for the cover art.

Another shout out to anyone who listens, enjoys, and feels so tempted to throwing me a few bucks for this song!

Y'all are the best!

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